Friendly Foe Scenarios

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it. A nice innocent young girl boarded the peak hour train to the city from Northgate station, bearing this inconspicuous public service announcement on behalf of our beloved Queensland Rail

It's nice to know that you are safe...
seriously... who is going to take the time to purchase a bottle of water from the Northgate kiosk before engaging in an act of
a) graffiti; or
b) violent assault
goodness knows that some of these tasks can be dehydrating....
"thank goodness I purchased this refreshing beverage... running from the security contractors can be hard work"...

It's not even grammatically correct.

Is this what happens when we privatise our public infastructure?
What a waste of money.
That is all.